Saturday, September 6, 2008

Scenes from the asylum

Him: What are you doing?

Me: Cleaning out this drawer. It's full of crap.

Him: Don't throw those away, those are coupons!

Me: For stuff we never buy.

Him: It's money, you're throwing away money.

Me: It's not money if it's for stuff we never buy. We don't buy salad dressing, why do we need salad dressing coupons?

Him: You never know, we might need some.

Me: We never need any. I'm throwing it away.

Him: Why do you want to throw any money? Every time we can get ahead, you throw away a coupon.

Me: I want a divorce.

Him: No, that costs money.

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